Joaquín

Large Gay

Description
The tallest, hammiest, most fantastic vampire to ever exist. He's got a great moustache and lives in an abandoned gym.

Personality
Big Ham and pretty full of himself. Friendly, a little awkward, super duper aromantic. He 'charms' people by being pleasant company and then steals their blood.

History
Lilith stopped him and his football buddies during one of their trips and gave them all vampiric powers. Afterwards, they all went to Olive Garden and were it not for Joaquín's innate dislike of garlic breadsticks, he would have poisoned himself. All his friends did poison themselves, though. Joaquín likes to stretch the truth a little when telling this story.

Character Relations
big gay is contagious, gamma is the first victim, more at 11

Trivia

 * He uses a tanning bed to keep up his radiant, youthful Bronze Glow. Apparently tanning beds do not injure vampires.